craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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