ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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