you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I just gift wrapped bread.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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