hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
he just fucked me for my cheese..
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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