Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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