If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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