YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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