It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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