Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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