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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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