I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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