He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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