Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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