never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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