just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
