The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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