she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I need to calm my uterus...
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