Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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