Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
The beer is more important than you right now.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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