he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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