I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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