Fine. I'll sleep in my office
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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