her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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