Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You left your phone here
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