Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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