its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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