Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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