It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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