There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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