check it out our google latitudes are spooning
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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