Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
operation harelip BJ is a go
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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