I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Randomize