I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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