Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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