He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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