We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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