Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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