I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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