Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
do nipples grow back?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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