oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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