I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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