I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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