question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
