Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
