i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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