therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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