i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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