Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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