im drinking this country out of the recession.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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