This dress was meant to end up on your floor
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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