but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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