I think I can smell my own vagina right now
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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