The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
