when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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