we have officially lost it.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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