i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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