Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
please come you make the beer taste better
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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